EC leadership qualifications

This is funny. Richard Sudworth suggests that leadership structures in the emerging church should be rebrokered as follows. Qualifications for:

Deacon: tattoo and blog.
Pastor: tattoo, blog, ipod and powerbook.
Apostle: tattoo, blog, ipod and powerbook, but belief that leadership is redundant whilst broadcasting a strategic apostolic voice to that effect.

All the above are white and male and under 45 whilst advocating the inclusivity and breadth of the church. ;-)